Live on Solana · paired with NVDAx
The dog that runs
on NVIDIA.
NVDA Doge trades against NVDAx — tokenized NVIDIA stock, on Solana. Every five minutes, trading fees are claimed and the NVDGE in them is burned. Supply goes down and never comes back. A dog with a burn schedule.
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The lore
We didn’t name it.
The form did.
Open the token creation form on stonk.fun and look at the empty fields. Before you type anything, there it is. Name: NVDA Doge. Ticker: NVDGE. The example token. The suggestion.
Someone needed placeholder text nobody would think twice about, and reached for the two most gambled-on assets of a generation: NVIDIA and the dog. Mash them together and you get a coin that every single creator on the platform reads before naming their own.
So we took the suggestion literally. NVDGE launched as one of the first pairs on stonk.fun — as old as the platform itself. Every token launched there since has started with a small, involuntary NVDGE ad. We don’t pay for it.
(They could change the placeholder, we suppose. They haven’t.)
How it works
The mechanism
This is the serious part. It still features a dog.
Priced in the stock
NVDGE trades in a pool quoted in NVDAx — tokenized NVIDIA stock, on-chain. Buying the dog means pricing it against the stock. That’s the pair: NVDGE / NVDAx.
Fees get burned
Every trade pays the pool’s trading fee. Every five minutes, the platform claims those fees and permanently burns the $NVDGE in them. That’s the whole ceremony.
Supply never comes back
Burned NVDGE isn’t parked, vested, or “reserved for the community.” It’s gone. The float shrinks while the liquidity stays locked underneath it.
More trades, more burn
More volume means more fees, and more fees mean more NVDGE burned. You hold a dog. The dog gets scarcer.
The lock and the burn are enforced by stonk.fun’s contracts, not by promises — watch the burn tally live on the token page.
How to buy
Three steps.
Then you stop.
Get a wallet
Phantom, Solflare, or Backpack. Fund it with some SOL from any exchange.
Find the dog
Open NVDGE on stonk.fun and connect your wallet. Check the contract address below — the real dog has exactly one.
Swap and hold
Buy NVDGE. You’re done. The burns run on their own, every five minutes — holding is the entire strategy.
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FAQ
Fair questions
Is this affiliated with NVIDIA?
No. NVIDIA makes the chips; the dog holds the stock. These are different jobs. (Not affiliated with Dogecoin either. The dog is freelance.)
What exactly is NVDAx?
A tokenized NVIDIA share (an xStock): a token on Solana, issued by a third party, that tracks the price of NVDA. It’s the quote asset NVDGE trades against — the dog is literally priced in the stock.
Where do the trading fees go?
They get burned. Every five minutes, the platform claims the trading fees and permanently burns the $NVDGE it receives — the tally is public on the token page. Supply goes down and never comes back.
Where did the name come from?
It’s the placeholder example in stonk.fun’s token creation form. Everyone who launches a coin there reads “NVDA Doge / NVDGE” before typing their own idea. We just took the suggestion literally.
Can the liquidity be pulled?
No. Liquidity is permanently locked at launch — that’s how stonk.fun works. The dog cannot rug you; the dog cannot even reach the lever.
What if NVDA stock goes down?
Then the dog is priced against a cheaper stock that week, like everything else. The dog does not check the chart.
Is this financial advice?
No. This is a website about a dog that gets paid in stock. Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero — trade only what you can afford to lose.
